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Well, this posting just copy paste from facebook in once late nite insomnia that i got some days ago. Enough funny but cant be funny if i change to be english posting. So, i dedicated this to all of My Indonesian readers that come and visit my blog by intention or by accident , hehehe,.. For a nice day in future...so lets get laugh together. ...

Ini adalah penyakit-penyakit berbahaya yang menjangkiti wanita. So, bagi para cowok baca baik-baik penyakit berbahaya ini, mungkin pacar/istri/teman/saudara anda mengidapnya, segera temukan obatnya dan get well soon for them :))

1) Nangisuitis

Akibat terlalu sensitif. Gejalanya bibir cemberut, Mata kedap- kedip. Efek sampingnya mata bengkak, saputangan banjir, hidung meler, bawaannya ngurung diri atau terkena penyakit Curhatitis A. Penyakit ini bisa diobati dengan obat Tegaridol, atau OBH ( Obat Berhati Hamba).

(2) Curhatitis B

Bawaanya pengen nyerocos terus, efek samping rahasia orang bisa bocor, terkena Nangisuitis. Penyakit ini bisa diarahkan positif jika ia bercuhatitisnya ke orang yang tepat, apalagi sama Allah.

(3) Shopping Syndrome

Gejalanya pengen jalan mulu, mata melotot kalo lihat barang bagus. Efek sampingnya lidah ngiler, mulut nganga, dompet jadi tipis. Jika sudah masuk stadium 4 (Parah banget) dompet suaminya ikut tipis. Coba minum hematcoid atau tablet PD (pengendalian diri).

(4) Cerewetisme

Lebih parah dari curhatitis, tidak mengandung titik koma. Efek samping muncrat, telinga tetangga budek, dada suaminya bisa jadi lebih halus karena sering mengelus. Lebih cepat makan pil dengar dan minum tablet bicara lebih diperlambat.

(5) Lamanian Dandanitos

Pengennya diem depan cermin.. Tangan kiri gatel gatel pengen pegang sisir, tangan kanan kram-kram pengen teplak-teplok pipi pake bedak. Efek samping : menor, telat, suaminya berkarat, gak kebagean makanan. Minum segera Sari Bawak ( Bagi Waktu) dan Taperi (Tambah Percaya Diri). Buat suaminya minum toleransikipil 230 sendok sehari sesudah dan sebelum mandi.

(6) Cemburunutomy

Gejala muka lonjong, tangan mengepal, alis menukik. Coba cegah dengan sirup prasangka baik 3 sendok sehari, pil pengertian dan tablet selidiki dahulu.

(7) Ngambekilation

Gejala hampir sama dengan Cemburunutomy, minum sabaron dan Bersyukurinis.

(8) Gossiphorrhea

Dikenal juga sebagai penyakit rumpingitis, yang diderita oleh sebagian besar wanita di seluruh dunia. Penyakit ini divonis oleh para ahli kesehatan sedunia sebagai akibat dari pergaulan, karena kalau tidak bergaul, apalagi kalo ga kenal orang lain sama sekali alias isolasi total, dijamin penyakit ini ga bakal diderita. Orang gila aja yang ngegosip sendirian..

Itulah jenis-jenis penyakit kewanitaan menurut kawan saya itu. Katanya, mungkin 5 atau 10 tahun ke depan WHO bisa mengkategorikan penyakit-penyakit ini sebagai penyakit yang MENGANCAM KELANGSUNGAN HIDUP UMAT LELAKI ALL AROUND THE WORLD…!

Sekarang, bagi pembaca yang merasa diri sebagai wanita dan yg pasangannya wanita, yang mana jenis penyakit Anda dan pasangan Anda ?
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Unknown said…
hahaha, lucu2 nama penyakitnya. tapi untungnya pasangan saya nggak mengidap penyakit2 itu, hehehe
4 December 2012 at 22:09
Meirha Larasati said…
To Roel : hehehe, syukur alhamdulillah kalau pasangannya tidak menderita penyakit ini karena wabahnya ada dimana-mana, loh Mas :D
5 December 2012 at 15:38
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